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Wednesday, June 24, 2026
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🚨 Breaking News

Today's Paper - The New York Times

Trump and Vance are doing victory laps over supposed Iran nuclear progress, while Tehran basically shrugs and says 'we didn't agree to anything new.' Classic case of reading different scripts at the same diplomatic theater.

World

🌍 World News

U.S. and Iran Offer Conflicting Accounts of Nuclear Discussions

Trump claims Iran agreed to nuclear inspections while Iranian officials insist they barely discussed nukes at all—a diplomatic disagreement so profound it makes you wonder if they were even in the same meeting, or possibly the same dimension.

NYT World

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📈 Tech Stocks

Can I use a credit card to pay my mortgage?

Someone's apparently discovered that credit cards exist and is wondering if they can use one for their mortgage. Spoiler alert: technically possible through cash advances or third-party services, but the interest rates will make your mortgage look like a generous gift from grandma.

Yahoo Finance

FedEx posts strong earnings results in last quarter with freight business

FedEx delivered solid Q4 earnings just before spinning off their freight business, proving they can still count money even while reorganizing their corporate structure. The company's final quarter with freight attached went out on a high note, which is more than most breakups can say.

CNBC Tech

🎨 AI for Content Creators

Google Home will soon get better at recognizing you

Google Home is upgrading its facial recognition to identify you even when you're dramatically storming away from an argument, because apparently even our smart cameras need to know who's having the tantrum.

The Verge AI

Hollywood is bending the knee to OpenAI

Multiple Hollywood studios are reportedly passing on a Sam Altman biopic, proving that even an industry built on manufactured drama finds OpenAI's real-life soap opera too unpalatable for audiences.

The Verge AI

🤖 AI General

How to burst the AI bubble: Strike at its roots

Cory Doctorow, the patron saint of tech skepticism, has penned another tome on why our AI overlords might be more fragile than they appear. His latest book promises to teach us how to puncture the hype balloon before it deflates our economy—because apparently even centaurs need career counseling these days.

Ars Technica

Meta Pauses Employee-Tracking Program Following Internal Data Leak

Meta's employee surveillance program hit a speed bump when the company accidentally exposed its own snooping data internally, proving once again that Big Brother sometimes trips over his own shoelaces. Nothing says 'trust us with your privacy' quite like failing to secure your own creepy monitoring systems.

Wired AI

This flying solar-powered platform could deliver better internet from the air

A 200-foot solar-powered sky whale from New Mexico plans to float 11 miles above the Pacific to beam internet down like some benevolent technological deity. Because apparently what the world really needed was another way to get Wi-Fi, this time from the stratosphere—where at least the signal can't blame your router for being slow.

MIT Tech Review

💻 Tech General

We're making Bunny DNS free: because a faster internet won't build itself

Bunny DNS is going free, presumably because their business model of charging for speed wasn't quite fast enough to outrun Amazon's CloudFlare dominance. Nothing says 'disrupting the internet infrastructure space' quite like admitting your premium service should probably just be table stakes.

Hacker News

How to invest when everything is moving too fast

Two AI investors gathered in LA to dispense wisdom about investing when markets move faster than a caffeinated day trader's mouse clicks. Apparently the secret is being 'straight-talking,' which in VC speak means acknowledging that nobody actually knows what they're doing but the checks keep clearing anyway.

TechCrunch

The best robot vacuum deals available during Prime Day

Prime Day has arrived with robot vacuum deals, because nothing says 'I've made it' quite like paying hundreds of dollars for a hockey puck that gets confused by chair legs. Amazon and friends are offering discounts on various models that promise to clean your floors while you contemplate how we've reached peak lazy civilization.

The Verge

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